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For those interested in getting to know my stunning mother who unfortunately passed away 2 years + due to cancer and because stupid assholes-myself included-didnt treat her the way she-and all women-fucking deserved.But, past is past, gotta move on, I guess. Here’s a bit of reading material if you’re interested. Thanks got to my Uncle Michael for all the hard work he put into the blog, and for being there for me. Enjoy and much love to you!. ;)

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BTW, dont be a fucking dickhead to your women or I’ll fucking murder yo skippy strongballs! Pay attention, motherfuckers! And please keep calm and quiet, jesus christ. Now seriously fuck off and go masturbate for like an hour or so.

Just to clarify. Yes I have a big dick. But it doesnt matter because it belongs to SarahP

Both of Rob Zombies Halloween films are masterpieces and far fucking better than the original 2 films. Sorry but that’s what I think, don’t like it? suck my cock.

Too many men are deeply terrified of both how just the mere aesthetics of a woman affects their totality, and even moreso of their own femininity. Its kinda sad.

Jealousy; quite simply. Its like a fucking mental disease, I swear.

By that I mean mainstream over produced over directed over acted bullshit. I’m sorry guys but I can’t fucking watch half these chicks without thinking “Hmm, yup she definitely looks like she does Meth.” or “Is she dead now? Am I jerking off to a recently dead woman? Because if so, I think I’ll pass entirely.” Women that no matter how gorgeous, look about as enthusiastic fucking as they did at their first job at CVS, Or all the deeply misogynistic bullshit that presented as arousing somehow? I’m sorry but some 19 year old girl gagging on a cock while some Patton Oswalt sounding motherfucker spit outs ridiculously mean and/or racist spirited dialogue thoughout the entire scene;nope, this shit is now hot, good people of Pornland, not one bit. Get it together!

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But I cannot deny how much I loved it as a kid; especially the video-games. I’m considering buying that new WWE 13.

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this is accurate af

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trillaryclinton:

deezyville:

rollingstone:

Chris Brown’s upcoming album features a collaborative track that contains unheard vocals from Aaliyah.

…And Aubrey just shit himself.

beige tears flowing down aubrey’s face right now

Chris Brown managing to abuse yet another female artist, this time from beyond the grave! Too far Chris, bad form, no bueno.

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saraaahhhhhhpop:

holy shit

Love it

weed-wine-and-women:

With da Jordans on doe…

Good god, how is this even possible?

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I give up! Ok, Tumblr!? I’ve had enough, this is fucking ridiculous.

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memewhore:

“A friend took this pic in Arizona USA. The meteorologists don’t have a name for it. 
Seems to be high energy to be in a Rainbow and a tornado! ”

Oooooooohhhhhhhhh…

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